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• A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
• A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
• A yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
  -- Mort Sahl...
• A real spoilsport is someone who muddles up a good argument with facts.
• An optimist is someone who believes that the secret of eternal life will be discovered before they die.
  A pessimist is someone who believes it will be discovered before Greg Evans does....
• OPTIMIST: Someone who goes down to the marriage bureau to see if his license has expired.
• 1. In a hierarchy, individuals tent to rise to their level of incompetence.
  2. The cream rises until it sours. 3. For every job that exists in the world, there is someone, somewhere, who can't do it....
• ROBOT: Someone who's been made by a scientist.
• Robot, n: Someone who's been made by a scientist.