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• Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labors in vein.
• Pity the poor egg: it only gets laid once.
• Pity the poor fools that defend Clinton's lies.
• The poor cat in the rain look. It never fails.
• Poor Tom is cold. Pity poor Tom, for his nose is frozen, and he doth shiver, and.
  ..is maaaddddd!!!!! Oh, shut up. -- Tom the Beggar and Edmund : Money...
• He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the Lord. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xix, 17
• The cat in gloves can do the pruning in the Rose Garden. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• Apes evolved from Creationists!
• Quimby: Are those morons getting dumber or just louder?
  Assistant: [checks his clipboard] Dumber, sir. -- Dumb and dumber, "Much Apu About Nothing...