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• GARDENERS do it twice a year and then mulch it.
• Piano Players do it with Correct Fingering
• A piano is a piano is a piano. -- Gertrude Steinway.
• We gave our organs to science and plan to do the same with our piano.
• Edna: Good news, people! [the other teachers cheer] I'm happy to announce that another union has joined us in a sympathy strike
  he piano tuners' Local 412! [the teachers look at one another, confused] [a piano tuner stands outside a house with an out-of-tune piano and looks smug] Ba...
• What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner.
• What do you get when you drop a piano on a battlefield? A-flat Major.
• Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all.
• Liquor sellers do not drink; they hate to see you twice.