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• There are no teachers -- only students.
• A piano is a piano is a piano. -- Gertrude Steinway.
• Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first.
  The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior....
• Edna: Good news, people! [the other teachers cheer] I'm happy to announce that another union has joined us in a sympathy strike
  he piano tuners' Local 412! [the teachers look at one another, confused] [a piano tuner stands outside a house with an out-of-tune piano and looks smug] Ba...
• The Department of Education in the state of Attra recommends that high school students be assigned homework every day.
  Yet a recent statewide survey of high school math and science teachers calls the usefulness of daily homework into question....
• Rominger's Rules for Students: 1. The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
  2. The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it....
• String Instruments: Viola Playe
• TSRs are the instruments of Cthulhu.
• Wind Instruments: Tom Bone