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• Most people live their lives as if they think God isn't paying any attention to them.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• The universe is full of surprises -- most of them nasty. -- Solomon Sho
• I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.
  Let's start with typewriters. -- Solomon Sho...
• Onions don't cause heartburn; they only make it interesting. -- Solomon Sho
• Sour grapes usually make sour whine... -- Solomon Sho
• No one ever made laws keeping people from making fools of themselves.
• Probability is a constant. -- Solomon Sho
• There is no such thing as overkill. -- Solomon Sho
• People do not hire lawyers because they want justice.
  People hire lawyers because they want revenge. -- Solomon Sho...