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• Man year: 730 people working feverishly until noon.
• According to my Doctor, patients ARE a virtue
• Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients.
• Miraculous secret for the early recovery of patients: Inflation.
• Old doctors never die. They just lose their patients.
• You tell 'em Doctor, you've got the patients.
• You folks are free to roam the grounds. Uh, just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal.
  Try to guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised....
• Quote #172 "Unix has been feverishly evolving for over 20 years, sort of like bacteria in a cesspool, only less attractive.
  -- Unix for Dummie...