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OXYGEN A thoroughly useful substance to the vast majority of us.
Without oxygen, we would die, and then life wouldn't be worth living....
Oxygen's for losers! -- Confidence in Red Dwarf 'Confidence and Paranoia'
O You have had all that money can give you, but that wasn't enough.
=`\<, You became a thrill-seeker. Kill for the thrill....
O you much partial gods! Why gave ye men affections, and not power to govern them?
-- Ludovick Barry...
OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails!
The shells are sometimes given to the poor. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dic...
Oysters cannot fly.
Oy vi! Grody to thEmacs!
Ozmosis: The inability of one's job to live up to one's self-image.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program!
Pachyderm Mania" by L. E. Fu

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