Oysters Cannot Fly.

Oysters Cannot Fly.

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Oysters cannot fly.

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Hamsters cannot fly.
Tie two birds together and though they have four wings, they cannot fly.
American politics: The walruses herding the oysters.
Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.
-- Langston Hughe...
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!
-- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)...
That the birds of worry and care fly above your head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent.
Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck. -- P. J. O'Rourke
I like the way ONLY their mouths move.. They look like DYING OYSTERS -- Zippy the Pinhead
I won't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!