OXYGEN A Thoroughly Useful Substance To The Vast Majority Of Us.

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OXYGEN
A thoroughly useful substance to the vast majority of us. Without
oxygen, we would die, and then life wouldn't be worth living. Which
is irrelevant because we would be dead. And yet what would life be
without life itself? A void of nothingness to be pondered by
theologians. And yet without life there would be no theologians to
ponder it... so I guess it wouldn't be quite so bad.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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