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Our TV man had to take our set back to the store for an adjustment.
It needed back payments. -- Gene Baylo...
Our values are creating jobs in America. -- Vice President Dan Quayle answering Chris Wallace's questio
[The Council on Competitiveness] has made it easier fo...
Our very hopes belied our fears, Our fears our hopes belied
We thought her dying when she slept, And sleeping when she died....
Our view. . .
Our virtues are most frequently but vices disguised.
-- Francis, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680) -- Maxims, Head...
Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it. -- Alex Schure
Our vows are heard betimes! and Heaven takes care To grant, before we can conclude the praye
Preventing angels met it half the way, And sent us back to praise, who came to pray....
Our wasted oil unprofitably burns, Like hidden lamps in old sepulchral urns.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Conversation, Line 357...
Our water pressure is so low, you have to run around in the shower to get wet. -- Peter Campbell

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