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Ovary 1: Did you order any furniture? Ovary 2: No, why do you ask?
Ovary 1: Two nuts are downstairs trying to shove an organ through the door....
OVATION, n. n ancient Rome, a definite, formal pageant in honor of one who had been disserviceable to the enemies of the nation.
A lesser "triumph." In modern English the word is improperly used to...
Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and load your camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.
Not too long ago, Roosevelt said...
Overall, the philosophy is to attack the availability problem from two complementary directio
Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
Overboarding: Overcompensating for fears about the future by plunging headlong into a job or life-style seemingly unrelated to one's previous life intere
i.e., Amway sales, aerobics, the Republic...
Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny
Overconfidence breeds error when we take for granted that the game will continue on its normal course
when we fail to provide for and unusually powerful resource--a check, a sacrifice, a stalemate....
Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.
OVEREAT, v. To dine. Hail, Gastronome, Apostle of Excess, Well skilled to overeat without distress!
Thy great invention, the unfatal feast, Shows Man's superiority to Beast. ...

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