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One day it was announced by master Joshu that the young monk Kyogen had reached an enlightened state.
Much impressed by this news, several of his peers went to speak with him. We have heard tha...
One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe. -- Tom Anderso
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one.
I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn'...
One day's exposure to mountains is better than carloads of books.
See how willingly Nature poses herself upon photographers' plates....
One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible energy -- maybe even the atom.
Energy that could ultimately hurl men to other worlds in some sort of spaceship....
One day the meek shall inherit the Earth... then they too will beat the crap out of me.
-- Dan Goodma...
One day the President and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a government farm.
Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours....
One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
.. I turned it... and the whole building started up.... So I drove it around.... A policema...
One day with life and heart Is more than time enough to find a world.
-- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- Columbu...
One day you will find yourself and be quite disappointed.

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