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Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble, When you're perfect in ev-er-y way, I cain't wait to look iin the mirror, I git better lookin' each day.
To know me is to love me, I must be a haaiil of a man, ...
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all have Porsche
I must make amends. -- Janis Jopli...
Oh man, this is a WUSSY dungeon! -- Famous Last Word
Oh...Mercy, Mercy me....
Oh Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen! -- Monty Pytho
Oh my! An `inflammatory attitude' in alt.flame? Never heard of such a thing.
.. -- Allen Gwinn, allen@sulaco.Sigma.COM...
Oh, my, but that little country boy could play ... go, go, go, Johnny, go .
.. go, go, Johnny B. Goode -- Chuck Berry...
Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts.
It's what you do with what you have left. -- Hubert Humphrey...
Oh, my God! ARTHUR, I HAVE POCKETS!
Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

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