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obi-wan error: /oh'bee-won` er'*r/ [RPI, from `off-by-one' and the Obi-Wan Kenobi character in "Star Wars"] n.
A loop of some sort in which the index is off by 1. Common when the index shou...
OBJECT Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous in its description of anything, and not actually meaning very much.
Generally most useful when you want to describe som...
Objectionable-C: n.
Objectivity increases in direct proportion to the distance from the problem.
Objectivity is in the eyes of the beholder.
Objectivity is to a newspaper what virtue is to a woman. -- Joseph Pulitze
Object Oriented Programming? We've been doing that for years.
.. When the customer objects to the way it works, we go program some more! -- Al Folsom...
Objects are lost because people look where they aren't instead of where they are.
-- Miller's Corollary...
Objects may be divided up in three categories: malfunctioning objects, objects getting broken and objects getting lost.
-- Russel Bake...
Objects which are usually the motives of our travels by land and by sea are often overlooked and neglected if they lie under our eye.
... We put off from time to time going and seeing what we know we h...

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