Related:

• Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than where they are.
• If all is not lost, then where is it?
• Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle: The location of all objects cannot be know simultaneously.
  Corollary: If a lost thing is found, something else will disappear....
• Where ever you look there is a fault...
• Judge people by what they are, not where they are.
• Where windows clean people.
• It's nice to be in a position where people apologize because they assume there's humor in your work, based on past experience, but they're not sure where it is.
  -- Rob Pike...
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend because he couldn't remember where he had laid her.