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Ninety percent of everything is crud. -- Sturgeon's Law
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
-- Henry Kissinge...
Ninety percent of the time things will turn out worse than you expect.
The other 10 percent of the time you had no right to expect so much....
Nine years of ballet, asshole.
Nintendo: in-home baby sitter.
Nintendunce: A kid who is always playing computer video games.
Nip it in the bud!.....Nip it! Nip it! Nip it!
Nirvana errupts on the scene. Canine suicide climbs 86% ..hmm.
Nirvana: It was ... different. Rimmer: Different? Nirvana
You make love like a Japanese meal -- small portions but /so/ many courses....
NIRVANA, n. In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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