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• I'll just nip off and shoot myself. Don't worry, it'll be very humane.
• Did you hear about the marriage of the dipsomaniac and the nymphomaniac.
  it was nip and f--k all the way....
• So nip up to the loft and check out your old singles to see if there are any that were played a lot on the radio, but you never got around to buying.
• Encyclopedia Salesmen: Invite them all in. Nip out the back door.
  Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled....
• Encyclopedia Salesmen: Invite them all in.
  Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled....
• This article says our congressman has taken money under the table.
  His name has been linked romantically with a lot of different ladies, and he enjoys a frequent nip....
• And then God said, No, a BUD light!