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  He's as good as dead! [bawls] Marge: You're his father, you've got to try and reason with him....
• Homer: You were on your way to jump the gorge, weren't you!
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• JOM: Jump Over Moo
• You have entered Lord Kazak's chamber. There room is quite large.
  Standing before you is a tall gromlet in an outrageous costume....
• McClure: That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all?
  How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and funny after eight long years?...
• Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you.
  And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive,and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me....