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Needs both hands to wipe his behind.
Needs his sleeves lengthened by a couple of feet so they
Needs must when the Devil drives. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iv, Chap. lvii
eep-neep: /neep neep/ [onomatopoeic, from New York SF fandom] n.
One who is fascinated by computers....
Neestiko arkoudi dhen horevee.
Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.
-- Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectatio...
Negative slack tends to increase. -- Wynne's Law
Negative, sucker. You need a smoking pistol and you know it.
"Right you are. Where are those handguns when we really need them?" -- Doonesbury...
NEGRO, n. The _piece de resistance_ in the American political problem.
Representing him by the letter n, the Republicans begin to build their equation thu...
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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