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Neanderthalers, low of forehead, Slunk through prehistoric mists Thinking men were pretty horrid -Using spears against their fists!
Near beer sold here but no beer sold near here.
Nearby is an ornate egyptian ankh.
Nearby my blankets beckon with promises of warm, cozy dreams.
Nearer still, my computer beckons with threats of catastrophe at work. Sleep can wait....
Nearer, my God, to Thee! Nearer to Thee! E'en though it be a cross That raiseth me, Still all my song shall be, Nearer, my God, to Thee!
Nearer to Thee!...
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistake
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
-- Abraham Lincol...
Nearly all of Latin America, from Chile to Mexico, is one long rack of torture.
Financed, equipped, and refined by the U.S. government. -- Edward Abbey...
Nearly half of the 30 million penalty notices the IRS mails out each year are erroneous, according to a study by Money magazine.
In one case, because of a computer glitch, a barber in Santa Rosa, Cali...
Near the lake where drooped the willow, Long time ago!
-- George P. Morris (1802-1864) -- Near the Lake...

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