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• A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
  Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the pig....
• If you hit every time, the target's too near.
• Where will it all end? Probably somewhere near where it all began.
• Kardivilliwarrakurrakurrieapparlandoo -- name of a lake in Northern Australia
• Lake Erie died for your sins.
• Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, The women are pretty, and the children are above-average.
  -- Garrison Keillo...
• Don't store garlic near other victuals. -- Lazurus Long