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MONOTONY: Marriage to one woman at a time.
MONSIGNOR, n. A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Monsters come from nowhere to hit you everywhere.
Monsters come in many forms.
Monsters come in many forms. And do you know the greatest monster of them all?
Guilt. -- McCoy, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7....
Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
monstrosity: 1. n. A ridiculously {elephantine} program or system, esp.
one that is buggy or only marginally functional. 2....
Montana law provides that if you catch a fur-bearing animal and tattoo your name on it, the animal thereafter belongs to you.
MONTANA: Where men are men and women are sheep.
MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI

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