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Men will sooner surrender their rights than their customs. -- Moritz Guedema
Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for i
die for it; anything but-live for it. -- Colto...
Men with gray eyes are generally keen, energetic, and at first cold
but you may depend upon their sympathy with real sorrow....
Men: You can't live with them, and you can't leave them by the curb when you're done with them.
Me opinionated? . . . Nah!
MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
Me!... PAK me!... make me compress my bits!.... ARJ!!
ME, paranoid? Why do you ask?! -- Victor Kostriki
ME, pro. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the oppressive.
Each is all three. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dic...
MERCHANT, n. One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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