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• Women, can't live with them, can't leave them by the curb when you're done with 'em.
• Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wise men?
  -- Natalie Clifford Barney...
• Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
• You can't crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them.
  -- Ursula K. LeGui...
• You can only govern men by serving them. The rule is without exception. -- Victor Cousi
• There are four things that you can do with the hurts that come into your life
  urse them; curse them; rehearse them; or reverse them....
• If women call you a Jock, can you call them a napkin?
• You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep.