Related:

• MINOR, adj. Less objectionable. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• CURIOSITY, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind.
  The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul....
• Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...
• Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity.
  It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• SATAN, n. One of the Creator's lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes.
  Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven....
• MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains.
  In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman....