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Men do not mind a bust in the mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady!
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894)...
Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself, but because it contradicts them.
-- E Paul Hovey...
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what *else* is on TV.
Mend your speech a little, Lest it may mar your fortunes.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Lear -- Act i, Sc. 1...
Mene, mene, tekel upharsin.
Men employees will be given off one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
-- Work Rule...
Menenius Agrippa concluded at length with the celebrated fable
Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.
-- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) -- Of Death...
Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth, more than ruin, more even than death.

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