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• Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater you're dating.
  Joey: Hey, I'm not interested in her sweater! It's what's underneath her sweater that counts....
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• TV Truth: All men are evil.
• Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you.