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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
Many people feel that if you won't let them make you happy, they'll make you suffer.
Many people feel that they deserve some kind of recognition for all the bad things they haven't done.
Many people get the name of being witty, only to lose the name of being sensible.
Many people go throughout life committing partial suicide- destroying their talents, energies, creative qualities.
Indeed, to learn how to be good to oneself is often more difficult than to learn how...
Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death.
Nobody ever thought himself to death. -- Gilbert Highe...
Many people have senseless attachments to heavy, clumsy things such as this 'Homer' of yours.
-- Jacques in "Jacques to be Wild", from The Simpso...
Many people have the ambition to succeed in their work
hey may even have special aptitude for their job....
Many people in this country are becoming increasingly worried about bullfighting.
They say it's not only cruel, vicious, and immoral, but also blatantly unfair....
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...

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