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• Sudden prayers make God jump.
• Never jump on a man unless he is down, and when you do, make sure that you confuse him by supplying him with so many facts that he can not possibly understand what you are saying.
• Homer: Jump, Free Willy. Jump! Jump with all your might!
  [on the TV, Willy jumps over a rock barrier as a little boy smiles, but a shadow looms on his face and the smile turns to fear] Woma...
• Athletic Scholarship. -- Oxymoro
• Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap
• Never trust a man who can count to 1,023 on his fingers.
• Don't jump on a man unless he's down. -- Finley Peter Dunne
• Man who jump through window screen, strain self. -- Confucius Say
• A Liberal is a man too broad-minded to take his own side in an argument. -- Robert Fro