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• Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be Trek Fans...
• Mamma, don't let your babies grow up to be hackers.
  -- Willie Nelson, with a little help from Bill Mathew...
• I don't use an Amiga myself...
• NOT the Mama!!
• Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
• The kids who don't believe in Santa Claus are the ones who grow up and play the horses.
• God said "Let there be crap". An AMIGA appeared.
• What, you call this a computer? I suppose you only use this dinosaur because your new Amiga 5000T/060 hasn't arrived yet.
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....