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Man has his will. Woman has her won't!
Man has lost the capacity to foresee and to forestall.
He will end by destroying the earth. -- Albert Schweitze...
Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it. -- Fred Alle
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity. -- Remy De Gourma
Man: Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!
Woman: No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there now. -- Overheard in a ba...
Man hits smiling psychic - says he was just striking a happy medium.
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Maniac: An early computer built by nuts...
MANICHEISM, n. The ancient Persian doctrine of an incessant warfare between Good and Evil.
When Good gave up the fight the Persians joined the victorious Opposition....

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