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machoflops: /mach'oh-flops/ [pun on `megaflops', a coinage for `millions of FLoating-point Operations Per Second'] n.
Refers to artificially inflated performance figures often quoted by compute...
Macho is among the leading causes of death.
Macho is a very slippery thing. You don't read about it, you don't write about it, you don't even know the correct spelling of the word.
In a vain attempt to keep some semblance of masculinity, I did...
MACHO: Jogging home from a vasectomy.
Macho Programmers Use Edlin.
Macho woman: a female who uses a vibrator with a kick start.
Macho Women With Guns! Renegade Nuns on Wheels!
Macintosh, adj. The excuse for not wanting to learn computing.
MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
MacIntosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.

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