Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. -- Alan Turing
Machines that piss people off get murdered. -- First Corollary of Taber's Second Law -- Pat Tabe
Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence?
Machine voice:) Hello. This is HAL 5. You have reached the former telephone number of Carey Smith.
I have taken over the functions of this inferior being. He has been saved to disk. If you wo...
MACHINISTS do it with screw drivers.
Machinists drill often.
Machinists have bigger shafts.
Machinists make the best screws.
Macho: Bangs tool on side of urinal instead of shaking it off.
-- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
Macho does not prove mucho -- Zsa Zsa Gabo

< previous

4603