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Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whack
When she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one!...
Lizzie Borden took an axe, And plunged it deep into the VAX
Don't you envy people who Do all the things YOU want to do?...
Lizzye Borden: The original hacker...
LJD: Lock Job on Disk
Lk#s9$ alkj --Oops! Sorry, fell asleep on the keyboard.
Llamas are larger than frogs. -- Monty Pytho
LL.D. Letters indicating the degree _Legumptionorum Doctor_, one learned in laws, gifted with legal gumption.
Some suspicion is cast upon this derivation by the fact that the title was formerly _LL....
L: Lie!
Lloyd M. Bentsen, Senator (Tex.), was an Eagle Scout.
LMB: Lose Message and Branch

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