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Loan-department manager: There isn't any fine print. At these interest rates, we don't need it.
Loan someone a sympathetic ear.
lobotomy: n. 1. What a hacker subjected to formal management training is said to have undergone.
At IBM and elsewhere this term is used by both hackers and low-level manageme...
Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them.
Frankly, the easie...
Lobsters don't feel pain when you chop them up, fetuses do!
Lobsters love Limbaugh and Limbaugh loves lobsters.
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with truffle pate', brandy and spam.
Local Area Network : A UHF television station that carries high school sporting events.
Local Area Network (LAN): High-tech cousin of the mainframe nominally designed to allow people to share information and snoop into personal letters and resumes queued for the laser printer.
True ra...

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