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Locutus: "The knowledge and experience of the human, Picard, is part of us now.
It has prepared us for all possible courses of action....
Locutus: "There is no need for apprehension. I intend no harm.
..no harm....
Locutus to Pontiac: Excitement is Irrelevant.
Locutus to replicator: Pennzoil, 40 weight, hot.
Locutus: "Worf, Klingon species, a warrior race. You too will be assimilated.
Worf: "The Klingon Empire will never yield!" Locutu...
Locutus: "Your resistence is hopeless...Number One.
-- "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate Unknow...
LODGER, n. A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Lofty designs must close in like effects.
-- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- A Grammarian's Funeral...
Loggers don't need job retraining Clinton does.
LOGICAL [from the technical term "logical device", wherein a physical device is referred to by an arbitrary name] adj.
Understood to have a meaning not necessarily corresponding to reality. E.g., if...

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