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• Those are the sort of doors that get opened if you don't close them.
• A door is something you're on the wrong side of when you're too short to reach the knob.
  When you are tall enough to reach the knob, a door is something you have left open if it's supposed to be closed, or closed if it's supposed to be open....
• The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. -- Flora Whittemore
• To open...Open like any umbrella. To close...Close like any umbrella.
  -- Instructions for Sears compact manual umbrella...
• She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
• The older you get the greater you were!
• Pandora's Rule: Never open a box you didn't close.
• Real software engineers like C's structured constructs, but they are suspicious of it because they have heard that it lets you get "close to the machine.
• As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. -- Carrie Fishe