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Lies, damned lies and user documentation.
Lies written in ink can never disguise facts written in blood.
Blood debts must be repaid in kind. The longer the delay, the greater the interest....
Lie ten nights awake, carving the fashion of a new doublet.
He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act ii, Sc....
Lie: The baby looks just like its father.
Lie: The baby looks just like you.
Lie: The program is bug free.
Lieutenant, do you intend to blast a hole through the viewer?
-- Capt. Picard to Worf, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7...
Lieutenant, I order you to relax. I am relaxed! -- Picard and Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.
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Lieutenant, is there a six foot bat in Gotham City?
Lieutenant, I understand your feelings about the Romulans.
But this is not the time or the place....

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