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LICKSPITTLE, n. A useful functionary, not infrequently found editing a newspaper.
In his character of editor he is closely allied to the blackmailer by the tie of occasional identity...
Licorice is the liver of candy. -- Michael O'Donoghue
Lie about the past, then try to repeat it. -- Liberal Rule # 6
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.
Lie back and think of England. -- Anonymous (Victorian advice to women)
Lie: Before you know it, the baby will sleep through the night.
Lie, cheat, steal, kill, leave the toilet seat up.
Lie loud and long enough and someone may believe it. -- Liberal Rule # 4
Lie me alibi -- Steven King.
Lies! All lies! You're all lying against my boys! -- Ma Barke

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