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Life is 10% what you make of it and 90% how you take it.
Life is a banquet & most suckers are starving!
Life is a bed of roses, full of Pricks.
Life is a bitch and school is its son.
Life is a bizarre thing. First you spend it running from childhood, then you spend the rest of it trying to get back.
-- Ravenous Tenebrosity...
Life is a circus and all the clowns are in Washington.
Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
-- Woody Alle...
Life is a continuing series of multiple-choice questions, with the answers torn out of the back of the book.
-- Sydney J. Harri...
Life is act, and not to do is death. -- Lewis Morri
Life is a desease from which sleep gives us relife every sixteen hours.
Sleep is a palliative, death is a remedy....

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