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Lend thy serious hearing to what I shall unfold. -- William Shakespeare
Lend your books and lose your friends.
Lengthening jail times will solve crime. -- Conservative idea #2
Length of days is in her right hand; and in her left hand riches and honour.
-- Old Testament -- Proverbs iii, 16...
Lenin once observed that gold should adorn the floors of latrines.
Lenin probably wouldn't understand. But then, no one around he seems to care what he would think.
-- Lynn Ashby's report on Romania...
le: no memory for receive buffe
Leo Byzantius said, "What would you do, if you saw my wife, who scarce reaches up to my knees?
Leo, he who hesitates is poor. -- Zero Mostel (in The Producers, screenplay by Mel Brooks)
LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader.
Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies....

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