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LaForge: "On the other hand, I remember everything about the time I got my first pet, a Cirkacian cat.
I was eight. I remember how funny-looking he was, I remember how excited I was. It was if...
LaForge: "Q, I've got a few people down on Bre'el IV who are going to be hurt!
Q: "Yes, yes, yes! Your marvelous plan will not only tear the moon to pieces, but your precious ship as well!...
LaForge: "Q, your 'experience' will be most valuable to me if you could manually control the field integrity.
Q: "Don't be foolish. That would be a waste of my talents!" LaForge: "Q, get to the co...
LaForge: "Reg, ever since our run-in with that probe something's different about you.
Barclay: "What? Because I'm beginning to behave like the rest of the crew?...
LaForge: "Reg, something's wrong with you. And we can't ignore that.
Barclay: "Yes, but I've finally become the person I've always wanted to be....
LaForge: "Shut up, Q!" Q: I will not be spoken to in this manner!
[Why didn't Wesley respond like this?] -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
LaForge: "So, this alien space-baby, which is about the size of a four story building, *really* felt the Enterprise was its mother.
Scott: "Oh, you're pulling an old man's leg!" LaForge: "No, reall...
LaForge: "That's it. I've disconnected the audio and visual pickups.
We can talk without being monitored by the computer....
LaForge: "Then again, you could've been built just for this ship.
Data: "I have considered that possibility as well....
LaForge: "This is going to be like putting together a big jigsaw puzzle when you don't even know what the picture's supposed to be.
Riker: "Yup." -- "Unification I", Stardate 45235.4...

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