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American Society for Zero Defec
Americans suffer from emotional chaos without reason.
American stuntmen are smart -- they think about safety.
When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything...
Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.
-- Ian Shoale...
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. -- Dan Rathe
Americans will soon observe the 20th anniversary of] Neil Armstrong and Buzz Lukens' walk on the moon.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle confusing the sexual -- assaulter/Congressman with Astronaut Buzz...
America's 5 Most Feared Words: "Dan, I don't feel well.
America's best buy for a nickel is a telephone call to the right man. -- Ilka Chase
America's favorite sport is talking. Football is really just talk.
You only get about four and a half seconds of action and then everybody talks....
America's favorite whine: "It's not my fault!

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