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Keep cool: it will be all done a hundred years hence. -- Emerso
Keep cool; process promptly.
Keep death off the roads: blow up a Volvo.
Keep death off the roads. Drive on the pavement.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Keeper: "Captain Pike has illusion, and you have reality.
May you find your way as pleasant." -- "The Menagerie", Stardate unknown....
Keep grandmothers off the streets - legalize bingo.
Keeping freedom safe from democracy
Keeping his calves still. He cannot rescue him whom he follows. His heart is not glad.
Keeping his hips still. Making his sacrum stiff. Dangerous. The heart suffocates.
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