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Jupiter has loaded us with a couple of wallets: the one, filled with our own vices, he has placed at our back
he other, heavy with those of others, he has hung before. -- Phaedrus (c. 8 A.D.) ...
jupiter: [IRC] vt. To kill an {IRC} {robot} or user and then take its place by adopting its {nick} so that it cannot reconnect.
Named after a particular IRC user who did this to NickServ...
Jupiter, now assuredly is the time when I could readily consent to be slain, -- Terence (185-159 BC) -- Act iii, Sc.
5, 2, (550.)...
Jupiter's passed through Orion and come into conjunction with Mars.
Saturn is wheeling through infinite space to its preordained place in the stars....
Jupiter's] satellites are invisible to the naked eye and therefore can have no influence on the Earth and therefore would be useless and therefore do not exist.
-- Francesco Sizi, quoted by T. Cox...
Jurassic Park II: Barney Goes Off His Medication" -- Movie sequel?
Jurassic Park: The Tagline!
Juries scare me. I don't want to put my fate in the hands of twelve people who weren't even smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Monica Pipe...
Jury: A group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health, and business engagements, have failed to fool him.
-- H.L. Mencke...
Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here -- Headline

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