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• Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. -- H. L. Mencke
• The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an Art.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956) [Having the facts is hard.]...
• A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• There are some people who read too much: the bibliobibuli.
  I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on whiskey or religion....
• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...