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Joshu asked the teacher Nansen, "What is the True Way?
Nansen answered, "Every way is the true Way." Joshu asked, "Can I study it?...
Joshu is my favorite Zen Master. It is said that a monk once asked him, To be holy - what is it like?
Joshu replied, To dump a mountain of shit on a clean plain. -- Disk Sutphe...
JOSS-STICKS, n. Small sticks burned by the Chinese in their pagan tomfoolery, in imitation of certain sacred rites of our holy religion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Journalism is literature in a hurry. -- Matthew Arnold
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterto...
Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
Journalists are a less than dependable source of accurate quotes.
-- Axiom 1, Corollary 1E -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...
Journalists are born. Why, nobody knows.
Journalists aren't liars...they're factually challenged.

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