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• I don't trust President Clinton...OR her husband!
• I don't have an attitude, babe--I AM an attitude.
• And then I got rescued by this bowl! -- Jo, PLANET OF THE DALEKS
• Sometimes I wish I could ARJ my wife (instead, I SQZ her).
• For I dipt into the future, Far as human eye could see, Saw the vision of the world, And all the wonder that would be.
  -- Tennyso...
• I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. P.G. Wodehouse
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
• Hey babe I would love to hang around here and chat, but if I don't score soon I will miss my bus.
• I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD -- Zippy the Pinhead