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• Lettuce doth extinguish venerious acts. -- Andrew Boorde (1490?
  1549) It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'....
• If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. -- Fulle
• In the vaunted works of Art, the master stroke is Nature's part. -- Emerso
• There is one art of which man should be master -- the art of reflection.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• And one day we will master the art of karate and we will rise up and make the buggers eyes water.
• Big Fart!: Hugh Ja
• Is smocus fart enough?
• HICCUP -- a fart that backfired.
• FART -- A Greek love call.