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• Most people are mirrors, reflecting the moods and emotions of the time
  few are windows, bringing light to bear on the dark corners where troubles fester....
• You're in the dark suck room.
• A large sign on the wall reads "Grand central station".
• Congratulations!
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark....
• Staring voices.. from the dark room..
• Tablet: A small table...
• This room is equipped with electrical light!
• Light is useless without a dark to stick it in!